Полтора часа до собеседования - самое время наконец-то написать ответ на вопрос "расскажите немного о себе". Мне даже выдали чёткий план.
1. Name
2. Current position and professional focus
3. Career path
4. Tech and soft skills
Начал с career path. Эта часть у меня наиболее ебанутая даже если выкинуть часть про "а ещё я на досуге работала фотографом, дизайнила брошюрки и листовочки и подрабатывала продажей автоматически сгенерированных готовых лаб по матлабу и базам данных". Просто вот:
"I started on web-development about seven years ago, working as a freelancer on a few small web-projects. Yes, I was at school, but who gives the fuck? Have you seen old websites? Then, about four years ago, I SUDDENLY went over to computer vision and object recognition projects. Two years ago I graduated from faculty of Technical Cybernetics of Saint-Petersburg Polytechnical University, and said fuck all that shit finally transitioned to frontend development. Because i like to make *gay voice:*FANCY. Since that I’ve became familiar with new Javasсript and HTML5 features and React. So, currently frontend development is my main focus. BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT MAY HAPPEN TOMORROW"
So, regarding my soft skills I can say I'm very stable and non-chaotic *sarcastic*